uranus

uranus
1. (Uranus) (385↑, 26↓)
The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.

5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it." Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA\! 5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface." Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA\! I could go on all day ...

2. (Uranus) (373↑, 62↓)
1. Uranus - a planet 2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed

1. i went outside to look at Uranus 2. i went outside to look at UrAnus

3. (Uranus) (267↑, 52↓)
A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.

Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope. Tom: What? What am I looking at now. Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky\! Ha-HA\!

Author: Wesley Durrance http://uranus.urbanup.com/1563052
4. (Uranus) (146↑, 43↓)
1.seventh planet in our solar system. 2.bend over, stick your head between your legs and see.

Hey, I see Uranus

Author: The smarter, more knowledgeable citizen of America http://uranus.urbanup.com/164724
5. (uranus) (87↑, 25↓)
The third largest planet (by diameter,) and fourth largest (by mass,) and the seventh from the sun in the solar system, Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia (which gives it the bluish color). Uranus is pronounced your-anus by many, making it the butt (pun intended) of many jokes. Though many astronomers perfer to pronounce it yourunus.

Viewing Uranus in the sky through a telescope is basically looking at a blue ball with a black background.

Author: The person who never was http://uranus.urbanup.com/2307201
6. (Uranus) (96↑, 50↓)
The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill" Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"? Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"\! Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"? ( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road). Erney: "What did I say"?

7. (Uranus) (58↑, 29↓)
1. A Greek god whom was castrated by his son, Cronos, at the order of his mother, Gaia (who was also the mother of Uranus), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by Uranus. Word. 2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above 3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".

Heh, those kids and their "abortions". Why, in my day, we just uranused them back in and let them suffocate\!

8. (Uranus) (24↑, 4↓)
1) Uranus, a planet in the Solar System that is used in many jokes involving the Bum-hole of humans. 2) the word used in many retarded bum-hole-related jokes.

1) Uranus sure is far away from the sun\! 2) I see Uranus\! And not the planet Uranus\!

9. (Uranus) (11↑, 3↓)
A homosexual astronomer's favorite planet.

Why would you not want to work next to a queer astronomer? Because he would always be looking at Uranus\!

Author: Nickel Man is no queer. http://uranus.urbanup.com/5641245
10. (Uranus) (14↑, 10↓)
1. Third largest [planet] in the [solar system] by [diameter] and least massive of the [gas giant]s. Discovered by Sir [William Herschel] in 1781. A [naked eye object] in good conditions if you know where and what to look for. Higher [proportion]s of [water ice], [methane] and [ammonia] in the atmospheres of Uranus and [Neptune] have led astronomers to class these worlds in a separate category known as the [ice giant]s. Knocked on its side by an early [impact] to its current 98-degree [axial tilt], Uranus rolls almost like a ball along its orbit, with first one [hemisphere] and then the other experiencing daylight. Uranus is known for a system of dark [ring]s of [carbonaceous] material. Orbits the sun at 1.787 billion miles mean distance, or approaching twenty times Earth's distance, from the Sun. Wins the booby prize for the least [photogenic] planet in the system, appearing a more or less featureless [cyan] globe, though this may change at the [equinox]es every 42 Earth years. Visited by [Voyager 2] in 1986. At last count, 27 [moon]s. 2. [Roman]ised form of the [Greek] [god]'s name [Ouranos], god of the [heavens]. 3. No scatological jokes, please.

If you know what part of the night sky to look at, you can see the planet Uranus if you squint. Uranus, god of the heavens.

11. (Uranus) (6↑, 3↓)
The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.

Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place There are many rings around Uranus If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half

12. (uranus) (31↑, 31↓)
uranus is a planet kids please take your butt jokes somewhere else.

Uranus rules bitch take your little anus joke elsewhere

Author: Chickenwing21 http://uranus.urbanup.com/2036138
13. (Uranus) (46↑, 57↓)
Your poop hole.

I'm sending THIS up Uranus.

14. (Uranus) (6↑, 23↓)
Giant spherical toilet floating in space

UR ANUS= uranus

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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